So I have done a thing.
I've published my fourth book, available now on Amazon! And hey, here's a description of it!
Mikey Moon is 10, with a lot of growing up to do. To do it, he'll have to follow the good examples set by Mom, younger brother, Sid, and best friend, Travis, while overcoming the bad influence of almost everyone else, including his other best friend, Hank. Along the way there will be adventures and misadventures, celebrations and tragedies, mysteries and mind-numbing boredom. In other words, childhood. Told by Mikey himself, in the way that only he can.
Hmmm. Doesn't appear you've clicked the link to go to Amazon and purchase it yet. All right, fine--here's the first chapter, too:
The Legend of Mr. Green, Nintendo in Heaven, and Wondering if Life Could Exist Without Baseball
WHEN
OLD MAN GREEN DIED, there was a great deal of commotion
around the neighborhood. Mostly, because everyone thought he was dead already.
He might as well have been. To us kids Mr. Green was a ghost, a
phantom, the Halley’s Comet in human form. He lived right next door to us,
always had, yet I had actually seen him only twice in all of my years.
Once was when our wiffle ball went over the tall, wrought iron
fence that stood between his backyard and ours at the beginning of the summer
of 1991. What were we to do? My mom had always warned my brother, Sid, and I
about Mr. Green. “There’s something not right about that man,” she would say.
“Imagine never coming outside, ever! You boys stay away. I don’t ever want to
catch you on his property.”